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When the audience is addressdth, thou partaketh in the fray. Foresooth, use joy and foolery, not malice. Choose one word from Column A, one from B and then add one from C to form an excellent poetic insult!
 

COLUMN A

COLUMN B

COLUMN C

1. bawdy

hunch-backed

canker-blossom

2. brazen

clay-brained

clotpole

3. churlish

dog-hearted

crutch

4. distempered

empty-hearted

cutpurse

5. fitful

evil-eyed

dogfish

6. gnarling

eye-offending

egg-shell

7. greasy

fat-kidneyed

gull-catcher

8. grizzled

heavy-headed

hedge-pig

9. haughty

horn-mad

hempseed

10. hideous

ill-bred

jack-a-nape

11. jaded

ill-composed

malkin

12. knavish

ill-nurtured

malignancy

13. lewd

iron-witted

malt-worm

14. peevish

lean-witted

mannequin

15. pernicious

lily-livered

minimus

16. prattling

mal-bred

miscreant

17. purpled

motley-minded

moldwarp

18. queasy

muddy-mettled

nut-hook

19. rank

onion-eyed

pantaloon

20. reeky

pale-hearted

rabbit-sucker

21. roynish

paper-faced

rampallion

22. saucy

pinch-spotted

remnant

23. sottish

raw-boned

rudesby

24. unmuzzled

rug-headed

ruffian

25. vacant

rump-fed

scantling

26. waggish

shag-eared

scullion

27. wanton

shrill-gorged

snipe

28. wenching

sour-faced

waterfly

29. whoresome

weak-hinged

whipster

30. yeasty

white-livered

younker

 

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