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POET
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Elizabeth
Santos
N.G.
"Gary" Stapp
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Poetry
Shakespearean
Insults
What
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where you are?
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When
the audience is addressdth, thou partaketh in the fray.
Foresooth, use joy and foolery, not malice. Choose one
word from Column A, one from B and then add one from C to
form an excellent poetic insult!
COLUMN A
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COLUMN B
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COLUMN C
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1. bawdy
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hunch-backed
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canker-blossom
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2. brazen
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clay-brained
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clotpole
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3. churlish
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dog-hearted
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crutch
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4. distempered
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empty-hearted
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cutpurse
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5. fitful
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evil-eyed
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dogfish
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6. gnarling
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eye-offending
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egg-shell
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7. greasy
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fat-kidneyed
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gull-catcher
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8. grizzled
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heavy-headed
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hedge-pig
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9. haughty
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horn-mad
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hempseed
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10. hideous
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ill-bred
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jack-a-nape
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11. jaded
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ill-composed
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malkin
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12. knavish
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ill-nurtured
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malignancy
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13. lewd
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iron-witted
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malt-worm
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14. peevish
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lean-witted
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mannequin
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15. pernicious
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lily-livered
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minimus
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16. prattling
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mal-bred
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miscreant
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17. purpled
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motley-minded
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moldwarp
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18. queasy
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muddy-mettled
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nut-hook
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19. rank
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onion-eyed
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pantaloon
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20. reeky
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pale-hearted
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rabbit-sucker
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21. roynish
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paper-faced
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rampallion
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22. saucy
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pinch-spotted
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remnant
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23. sottish
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raw-boned
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rudesby
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24. unmuzzled
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rug-headed
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ruffian
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25. vacant
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rump-fed
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scantling
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26. waggish
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shag-eared
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scullion
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27. wanton
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shrill-gorged
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snipe
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28. wenching
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sour-faced
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waterfly
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29. whoresome
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weak-hinged
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whipster
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30. yeasty
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white-livered
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younker
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